I just realized what Hillsborough is missing. We need our own groundhog.
What better ceremony can there be for a "ceremonial" mayor than to preside over Groundhog Day?
Hillsborough is full of groundhogs - finding one won't be a problem. The problem will be naming the critter. Punxsutawney has Phil, Staten Island has Chuck(?), what should Hillsborough's groundhog be called? If we are going to present this idea at a Township Committee meeting, we should have a catchy name picked out beforehand.
I know my creative readers will come up with some euphonious appelattions - let's hear them right here in the comments.